Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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