D3 body, D1 cock
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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