Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
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