What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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