Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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