Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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