Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
What a dumb baby whore.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Randomize
