And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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