I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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