Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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