amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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