So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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