She's JV to your varsity
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I will be naked everywhere
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
