So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Randomize