I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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