Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
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