just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
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