Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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