We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
So. Much. Porn.
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