Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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