i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Drake has all the answers
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
