my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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