I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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