I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
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