no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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