I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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