I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I believe in your delicious
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
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