Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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