you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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