glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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