normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
Randomize
