He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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