Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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