I must be too annoying 4 u.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Randomize
