Your favorite bartender is back from prision
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
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