I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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