Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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