I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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