yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
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