I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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