Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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