Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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