The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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