oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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