he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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