I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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