So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I would ride that face into the sunset
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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