Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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