Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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