4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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