no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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