do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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