i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Randomize
