just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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