This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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