Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
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